Champagne D

We'll it was a wild ride. But Champagne D is gone. So many memories. It was as if she was taken away to young, only 145,000 clicks. Here's the condensed version of what happened.

Stolen from behind my apartment.
Cops are dicks.
Insurance Ajusters are con artists.
Fixed and in mint condition again.

One month goes by

Teenager in F-150 Rear ends it.
Cop are dicks

Someone steals it again from the parking lot behind my apartment.

Who steals a car that is clearly written off? A 1992 Chrystler Dynasty with a crumpled trunk?
I'm waiting to talk to the ajusters...