That time of year

It's that time of year again, Christmas no, Alberta PC party convention no, liberal party of Canada election no. It's time for my annual movie revue. I am an avid movie watcher, but in recent year I have been established a zero tolerance policy for shitty movies. If it sucks, I'll walk in the middle, I'm not the type of person to sit there to get my money's worth. Speaking of which Munich sucked, Capote, haated it! Although Seymour Hoffman is a great actor. Anyways the movies!

Best Alec Baldwin Flick - Mimi's First Time (Alec you stud)

Best Documentary - Grizzlyman (He must of had some big balls to film that bear fight!)

Best Acting in a Shitty Movie - Mark Wahlberg in Departed (Great performance by Marky, but who wrote this script?? It was like they realized it was to long and tried to end it all at once, like a guy blowing his load in a porno)

Best Feel Good Hit of the Year - Invincible (Best football movie of the year as well)

Best International Film - Tsosti (Loved it)

Best Movie Enhanced by Movie Enhancer - The Illusionist (Ed Norton turns tricks)